Very Creative Story ...funny funny

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans. Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with..... 1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump! down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

5Bs, 5Cs and 5Ks‏

Well, here is something to link the 5C's to the newer 4B's!
I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH or CREDIT CARD, but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS

It's interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore5C's ! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash, and Career
Heard of the 5B's ?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow

And addition with the 5K's
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's and 5K's for Singaporeans, now comes the 5 numerals and Malaysia's equivalent.

Singaporeans' 'practice' for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysian Malays' 'practice' for Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House

Great ending and finishing for Beijing Olympic

It was now, historical and great closing ceremony of Beijing Olympic at the Bird Nest Stadium in Beijing. About a hundred thousands of spectators and gold medal holders "athletes" had witness the closing ceremony. This closing ceremony represent the success of the Beijing Olympic and give the whole China a new hope and fulfill the Olympic theme "One World, One Dream". Lots of Olympic records and world records were break during this game, this show that all the athletes were always improving. There were lots of performance including the hand-over of the right of organizing Olympic Game to the London's mayor as London is the next organizer of Olympic Game in year 2012. The hand-over is a slow process as the Olympic flag need to be taken down, followed by the talk from Olympic organising chairman, hand-over of the Olympic flag and any others. There is a short performance from the London, a "Double-Decker Bus" were driven into the Stadium and the great football star was also there, but he didn't perform any football skill, just simply kick the ball and the person getting it was full of happiness. Then, the interesting part was the extinguish of the Olympic "sacred fire". The sky of Beijing was suddenly darken as the Olympic Fire slowly extinguish. During the Olympic Game, China's overall result was always a great leading, this show the world that the Chinese people great in sport and have the ability to organize such a big scale sport. China is leading with 51 gold, 21 silver and 28 bronze medal, then United State is in second with 36 gold, 38 silver and 36 bronze medal, while Russia manage to stay at third with 23 gold, 21 sliver and 28 bronze medal. What a great result from these country, >.< I am sure that all Malaysian will be jealous as Malaysia just manage to get 1 silver medal from this Olympic Game, and this is still after 12years of "medaless", what a pity for Malaysian athletes. London will be organising Olympic games in 2012, don't know what surprice would London bring to the world, but it is sure that London won't let the world disappointed!! haiz, China already done such a success Olympic Game, don't know when Malaysia can have such a great victory as China have. The key of success of China was the tremendous number of Chinese people, the more the people, the more the "genious", this help the country to grow in such a fast speed. T_T Malaysia, at least still need a century more to have the ability to organise an Olympic Game, now, Malaysia even still cannot get a single gold medal since participating in Olympic, how are we going to organising Olympic?? This is just our country's dream, "day dream"!!! Maybe at a day in the future, no more "rasuah" among the government, this is sure a great help in the growing of Malaysia. BYE BYE BEIJING!!!! Olympic is leaving and on his journey to London now, LONDON ARE U READY??????????

(O.<) WhAT haPPen to Malaysians??

weird, 9 more days, then it will be our country's national day. But, why still cant see ppl hanging national flags!!!! What happen to all the Malaysian?? There are just some "patriotic" schools had hang up some flags. Years before, when it comes to August, many had already put up their national flags no matter at their shops, cars or even houses and motorbike. I even saw many cars with a lot of flags until the whole roof is covered, so crazy, tat sure will fail the aerodynamic of the car and make the fuel consumption larger!! Furthermore, there are also a lot of activities in the month of August for National Day. haiz, now, cant even see a car with national flags and also few activities for the national day. Is this a sign that the government had made the life of ppl harder??? Fuel, RM2.70 per liter, everything increase in price, eat a chicken rice RM4 and the chicken is very little, how can poor ppl survive now?!! WHERE can the ppl find more money to hang up national flags!! Unlike the past, the government give free flags to encourage the ppl, but now, NOTHING!! But finally government bring us a great news, fuel price will decrease in September. >.< I think that is the only good new since this year.

Shocked as China's track dream dies

CHINA’S big race was about to start but giant stadium screens showed only the empty starting blocks that should have held the country's greatest Olympic hope. Tears trickled down the faces of thousands of fans who had just watched their hero, hurdler Liu Xiang, hobble away from his defense of the first track gold medal won by a Chinese man.

Liu looked nervous and in pain, suddenly changing his top just before the race and wincing as he rubbed his right leg, it was no secret that he had been struggling with injuries for much of the year.

There was a false start and, as the runners pulled up after just a few meters, Liu's elegant stride became ominously lopsided, more a shuffle than a sprint. The crowd watched in stunned silence as he turned, limped back towards the starting line and just kept walking on into a trackside tunnel and out of the Beijing Games.

Now, the TEARS of millions began!!!

But that's what has been so compelling about Liu Xiang's story. In every way, he is unprecedented. How many times can we write "first" after his name? First Chinese man to win a gold medal in Olympic track and field. First Asian man to win an Olympic sprint competition. First athlete not from North America or Europe to win an Olympic medal of any color in this event. Liu Xiang is simply unique.

Whatever else Liu Xiang does in his athletic career is extra. He's already a world and Olympic champion and a former world record holder. What I most hope for him and his team is for the pressure to be let off now, so that he can just be another athlete when we get to London in 2012, in a country where he can walk the streets and not be recognized, and perhaps line up for the 110-meter hurdles again and enjoy the process without becoming obsessed with the result.

T_T (>.<) LEE CHONG WEI argh!!!

Lee Chong Wei LOSE Lin Dan in the badminton's final !!! walaoA!!! Lee C.W. lose in this great chance to get a gold medal for Malaysia!! "简直是错失良机啊"!!! Pity for Malaysian, since participating in Olympic Games, never get any gold medals, but just very few of silver and bronze medal T_T . Really sad for Lee Chong Wei lar, he should have better score or even win in this match. I think he's just nervous and bit "takut kalah", he is very unaggressive, this let LinDan to fully control the match and easily won the GOLD MEDAL!!!! This match really make whole Malaysian feel very uneasy as this was a golden opportunity to rewrite Malaysia's history in Olympic Game. haiz, lose is lose, no matter we feel how unhappy also, the result will NEVER change, it will always be Lin Dan WIN Lee Chong Wei, unless Lee manage to beat LinDan in next Olympic, but this chance to do so in very very small. Kesian, pity and sad for Lee Chong Wei, his coach-Misbun Sidek and all Malaysian!!! I hope that all Malaysian athletes, especially Lee Chong Wei could overcome their mentally obstruction (心理障碍) and train more to WIN more in the future. Malaysia's future is always bright, MALAYSIA MEMANG BOLEH!!! zzz, is this true? lol, still need those athletes to verify (证明) it. ^v^ I still like to encourage all Malaysian, JIAYOU! JIAYOU!!

ye@h, Lee Chong Wei, Malaysia's Hope

Olympic's slogan, "One World, One Dream". Now Malaysia slogan is "One Country, One Gold". Lee Chong Wei had finally fight into the final of the Olympic Badminton!!! Malaysia historical Gold Medal is on Lee's hand now. but, on the other hand, world no.1 (Super Dan) also make it into the final. Both of them will have a great match on 17 August. Win=Gold medal, lose=Silver medal. I sure will support Lee Chong Wei as this is an great opportunity for Lee to get Malaysia's 1st gold medal in Olympic. Lee faced a Korea player in semi-final and manage to win in 3round of matches. Lee used a 'unique' strategy as he just let the Korea player win in the 2nd round, maybe Lee is 'recharging' his stamina ^v^. zzz, at other side, both player are China's player, Lin Dan VS Chen Jin
. Lin Dan easily won the match T_T, maybe is their coach ask Chen Jin to let Lin Dan win, coz the coach has more confident on Lin Dan. haiz, on 17 August, it will be a big day for all Malaysian, the badminton match between world no.1 and 2 (Lee Chong Wei and Lin Dan) in Olympic. Hope all of Malaysian can give full support to Lee so that Lee can make our country proud. Lastly, I wish that Lee can beat Lin Dan in that match, wish him all the best!! jiayou! jiayou! MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!

^v^ prefect le !!

finally, 2day is the installation of new prefects. ^v^ I had been chosen as a prefect le. But the hand-over process still need to wait till September as the Form 5 (current prefects) were still having their exam. >.<>.< !! zzz, got some ppl more "PRO", just becoz not been chosen to become the leader in each department, they cry and feel like to quit prefect. haiz, is the post really so important? 1 different thing between the ordinary prefect and the"Leader Prefect" is just the leaders were wearing black pants(skirt) and black shoes only, zzz, donno why should cry for a "Leader" post. haiz, chosen is still chosen, we can't change te result. zzz, just let it like that lor, we just do our job nicely can liao. >.< !!!!

@#$% Civic Singing Competition

2day, there was a Civic Singing Competition in the school hall from 2.30 to 4.00pm. Every students in form 4 were compulsory to involve in the singing competition. The Civic's Teacher force us to do so with 30marks in the Civic Exam. @#$%!!!! Students in class 4S1 and 4S2 are chosen to be the organizing committee . I was very unlucky coz been vote by my friends to be the leader in "Discipline Department". The situation in the hall was quite noisy, so I say in the mic for "JANGAN BISING", >.< xia soi!! luckily no ppl "wu" me ^v^!!! haiz, about ticking the students attendance, it was really @#$%!!!! all the students were not sitting in a row with their class. I even saw a class which has only 12ppl coming. Many students were walking around and some even go to play basketball. #$%@ T_T the teacher even told me to watch at the door of the hall so that the students doesn't go in and out. haiz, when the competition finish, other's department had their job done, but I still need to go back home to "analise" the students' attendance. "KESIANNYA"!! The most unhappy thing is that the Civic Teacher may say our discipline department don't do our job, she never see our effort behind the competition. haiz, very "fei" de Civic Singing Competition finally past. Relax time ^v^ !!!!

M@L@YSI@ T_T (cannot argh)

haiz, Olympic's programme only started for about 6 days, Malaysia's athletes had almost "balik kampung". >.< pity for Malaysian!!! but, there is still a hope at our Malaysia's (Big Brother), Lee Chong Wei. He is world no.2 in badminton, while no.1 is still "Super Dan" from China. zzz, therefore we all Malaysian should pray and hope together so that Lee Chong Wei can smoothly proceed into badminton final and beat that "Super Dan" in order to get a gold medal for our country. If this really happen, this would be our country 1st gold medal in Olympic so far, & this will be a great VICTORY for our country.
List of Malaysia athletes in Olympic Beijing 2008
Shooting --Amir Hasan, Hasli Izwan
Cycling --Awang, Mohd Azizulhasni
Swimming --Bego, Daniel
Taekwondo --Che, Chew Chan
Archery --Cheng, Chu Sian
Badminton --Chin, Eei Hui
Badminton --Choong, Tan Fook
Taekwondo --Elaine, Teo
Badminton --Heong, Tan Boon
Weightlifting --Ibrahim, Amirul Hamizan
Diving --Jimie, Elizabeth
Badminton --Keat, Koo Kien
Swimming --Khoo, Cai Lin
Badminton --Lee, Chong Wei
Track and Field --Lee, Hup Wei
Badminton --Lee, Wan Wah
Diving --Leong, Mun Yee
Swimming --Leung, Chii Lin
Swimming --Lew, Yih Wey
Sailing --Lim, Leong Keat Kevin
Diving --Lomas, Bryan Nickson
Cycling --Md Yunos, Muhammad Edrus
Cycling --Ng, Josiah
Diving --Pamg, Pandelela Rinong
Track and Field --Samsu, Roslinda
Swimming --Siow, Yi Ting
Archery --Sulaiman, Muhammad Marbawi
Cycling --Tisin, Mohd Rizal
Archery --Wan Ab Aziz, W Mohd Khalmizam
Badminton --Wong, Choong Hann
Badminton --Wong, Mew Choo
Badminton --Wong, Pei Tty
Track and Field --Yuan, Yu Fang
Losing is the key of success, so Malaysian should take this losing lesson and practice more to get victory in the next Olympic Game in London. T_T, at that time donno Lee Chong Wei is still our badminton athletes or not.

sarawak big BLACKOUT !!!!

DINO DAILY ^v^
Sarawak, 9/8/2008, Sat, the whole sarawak don't know why, suddenly all the electricity has gone, whole Sarawak state was in a big blackout. People live in a dark horror condition, without electricity, fans, lamp and television for OLYMPIC!!! My house blackout at about 8.45, and regain electricity at about 9.30pm. But it seems that others haven't gain theirs electricity back at 9.30pm. We miss some Olympic game during the blackout period T_T. Haiz, hope that our Sarawak Electric Company (SESCO) can overcome this problem and prevent this big Blackout to happen again as this caused a lot of inconvenient to the people. Thanks.

sChool @nnual foodfair

2day, our school held the Annual food fair. Thanks a lot for all of your support as this food sale is a great success. About 60 clubs are participating in this food fair. zzz, I reached school at 6.45am T_T so early!!! if not, I am still in my bed "snorkling"!! I help in the Chess Club stall. Lol, we only sell some drinks, some dishes and lamb curry. We found that the drinks are the best selling item as it was a hot and sunny day. zzz, we feel very hot too, but we just hope that many people buy all of our foodstuff. The foodsale ends at about 1pm and we manage to sell much of our foodstuff. Our club manage to get about RM6XX from this foodsale, earned about twice as the modal(RM3XX) ^v^, but it is still not much if compared to others clubs which got a few thousand Ringgit in this foodsale. haiz, SK-2 Prefect Department, we need to go to Block E to guide the club members in returning their tables. zzz, many club members just LEAVE their tables below the block E and some just simply put the tables in other class. This is very “Tidak BERTANGGUNGJAWAB” !! Then, we just have a few probation prefects around the block E, but we still need to return all the tables into their class so that the students will have tables for the school tommorrow. Now then I realise what is “WTF” = “Wary Tired FISH” !!!! i reached home at 3.50 and i realise that I still NEED to go school tommorow. I really hope that there will be an appreciation dinner for all the probation prefect who had give an effort in this food sale. Haiz, i don’t have any pictures of the foodsale, anyway welcome and feel free to send me some interesting pictures of the foodsale. Ur support is always needed and welcomed. Thanks ^v^!!!

BeiJing Olympic Game

2008, 08, 08, at 8 o'clock, the Beijing Olympic had their opening ceremony. zzz, i could say that this opening ceremony had burn a few million money for the fireworks. However, the firework presentation are really amazing. In the bird nest stadium, all the spectators were very excited. There were a lot of interesting presentation. This was the 29th Olympic game and was largest in scale in the history. It takes China 12years in planing and billions of money to order make the BEIJING OLYMPIC GAME a great success. There were some building such as Bird-Nest Stadium and water cube which are build especially for the game. 205 team of athletes from many countries came Beijing for this Olympic game. All of them will try their best to get best result to make their country proud.
贝贝，晶晶，欢欢，迎迎， 妮妮 ————奥运五大福娃
北京欢迎你！！！！！

turtle eGg

my mom bought some turtle egg back from her office. have abt 1x eggs. each abt RM1.20. At my mom's time, each of the egg is only RM0.40, & the turtle egg can be found everywhere. the turtle egg look like a ping pong ball. zzz even the colour and size also almost the same. The egg contain a disgusting smell for me, but i saw that my parents seems to like it very much. it just take a little time to cook the eggs. the eggs was eaten with 'chilies and kicap'. i ate 2, and almost can say suffer for 10mins T_T. donno with become ill or not >.<

school probation T_T gotong-royong

2day, every probation prefect gotong-royong in the school. lols, our department clean the toilet. we got a lot 'black gold' and smelly stuff. our department very pro, finish the cleaning in just 30mins, from 2.XX to 3.10. I still have Akaun class till 3.10, when i reach the 'toilet', they had finish the cleaning. zzz... then we pun go help others department. i saw a lot fish in the pond and we manage to catch them, and some of us decide to sell them in the food fair for each RM1.00 lolz >.<

very "FEI" 废 de one day!!

2day when reach school, i go prefect duty as usual. zzz, baru duty finish and go bck my class, then got ppl say 7.30 wan go practice dance till 9.30. walaoA!!! we stand in the middle of the field for 2hours and just practice for a few times. The PA system is really sucks(becoz is using Mr Phang de computer, vry lag de)>.<>.<>.< T_T

tongue (TQ) bong!!

2day, bong help me fix my blog's advetisement. LOL, he let me earn some money. Finally I can get some money le!! TQ bong, zzz!!
SUPPORTER NEEDED
TQ!TQ!TQ!TQ!TQ!

Strange weather

Tuesday, MIRI, the weather is very strange. The whole day is cold and very windy. No sun came out today >.< !! It was just like the weather in Genting Highland!! lol, no bright sun and low temperature with lots of moisture. I'm loving it. But when want to go bath, the water was icy cold!!! walaoA i suffer from that bath, coz my house don't have the water heating system. No $$!! T_T!! sobs

T_T sucks Monthly test

walao A !! my Akaun Test..... all off my friends get 9x and 100 while i only 78!!
i want to drop Akaun!!! zzz
haiz, Sivik also very "mati", only 65!!
look like i have a very bright road to the last place in the class!! >.<
add math also very careless. zzz, so easy the question all careless then get 71!!
argh!!!!! SUCKS
i wan be genius, lalalaa...

zzz donno y the video is upside down de
my webcam sot-sot de, sometime good, sometime bad
does anyone can help me solve this problem?

My Pic ( Me and My Sis)

Nth to do. ZZZ
哈咯，大家好！！
我们是哥妹俩！！
我比她大6岁！
>.< !!

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Yesterday, i was on the newspaper. Although i was just "watak sampingan" i was still happy about it (>.<). It is to raise fund for our school's food fair on 10 August. All citizens in Miri please come support our school's food fair.

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i Oni 180 cm like tat nia lar, not tall de >_<
i just look like >>> (ngong ngong de)
this my 1st blOg, need @ll ur support.

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Newbish starting blog
zzz currently playing maplestory
just 10X lv de noob nia
T_T everyone hav zak helm liao unless me
hope got guild can help me!!