Very Creative Story ...funny funny

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans. Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with..... 1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump! down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

5Bs, 5Cs and 5Ks‏

Well, here is something to link the 5C's to the newer 4B's!
I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH or CREDIT CARD, but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS

It's interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore5C's ! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash, and Career
Heard of the 5B's ?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow

And addition with the 5K's
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's and 5K's for Singaporeans, now comes the 5 numerals and Malaysia's equivalent.

Singaporeans' 'practice' for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysian Malays' 'practice' for Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House

Great ending and finishing for Beijing Olympic

It was now, historical and great closing ceremony of Beijing Olympic at the Bird Nest Stadium in Beijing. About a hundred thousands of spectators and gold medal holders "athletes" had witness the closing ceremony. This closing ceremony represent the success of the Beijing Olympic and give the whole China a new hope and fulfill the Olympic theme "One World, One Dream". Lots of Olympic records and world records were break during this game, this show that all the athletes were always improving. There were lots of performance including the hand-over of the right of organizing Olympic Game to the London's mayor as London is the next organizer of Olympic Game in year 2012. The hand-over is a slow process as the Olympic flag need to be taken down, followed by the talk from Olympic organising chairman, hand-over of the Olympic flag and any others. There is a short performance from the London, a "Double-Decker Bus" were driven into the Stadium and the great football star was also there, but he didn't perform any football skill, just simply kick the ball and the person getting it was full of happiness. Then, the interesting part was the extinguish of the Olympic "sacred fire". The sky of Beijing was suddenly darken as the Olympic Fire slowly extinguish. During the Olympic Game, China's overall result was always a great leading, this show the world that the Chinese people great in sport and have the ability to organize such a big scale sport. China is leading with 51 gold, 21 silver and 28 bronze medal, then United State is in second with 36 gold, 38 silver and 36 bronze medal, while Russia manage to stay at third with 23 gold, 21 sliver and 28 bronze medal. What a great result from these country, >.< I am sure that all Malaysian will be jealous as Malaysia just manage to get 1 silver medal from this Olympic Game, and this is still after 12years of "medaless", what a pity for Malaysian athletes. London will be organising Olympic games in 2012, don't know what surprice would London bring to the world, but it is sure that London won't let the world disappointed!! haiz, China already done such a success Olympic Game, don't know when Malaysia can have such a great victory as China have. The key of success of China was the tremendous number of Chinese people, the more the people, the more the "genious", this help the country to grow in such a fast speed. T_T Malaysia, at least still need a century more to have the ability to organise an Olympic Game, now, Malaysia even still cannot get a single gold medal since participating in Olympic, how are we going to organising Olympic?? This is just our country's dream, "day dream"!!! Maybe at a day in the future, no more "rasuah" among the government, this is sure a great help in the growing of Malaysia. BYE BYE BEIJING!!!! Olympic is leaving and on his journey to London now, LONDON ARE U READY??????????

(O.<) WhAT haPPen to Malaysians??

weird, 9 more days, then it will be our country's national day. But, why still cant see ppl hanging national flags!!!! What happen to all the Malaysian?? There are just some "patriotic" schools had hang up some flags. Years before, when it comes to August, many had already put up their national flags no matter at their shops, cars or even houses and motorbike. I even saw many cars with a lot of flags until the whole roof is covered, so crazy, tat sure will fail the aerodynamic of the car and make the fuel consumption larger!! Furthermore, there are also a lot of activities in the month of August for National Day. haiz, now, cant even see a car with national flags and also few activities for the national day. Is this a sign that the government had made the life of ppl harder??? Fuel, RM2.70 per liter, everything increase in price, eat a chicken rice RM4 and the chicken is very little, how can poor ppl survive now?!! WHERE can the ppl find more money to hang up national flags!! Unlike the past, the government give free flags to encourage the ppl, but now, NOTHING!! But finally government bring us a great news, fuel price will decrease in September. >.< I think that is the only good new since this year.

Shocked as China's track dream dies

CHINA’S big race was about to start but giant stadium screens showed only the empty starting blocks that should have held the country's greatest Olympic hope. Tears trickled down the faces of thousands of fans who had just watched their hero, hurdler Liu Xiang, hobble away from his defense of the first track gold medal won by a Chinese man.

Liu looked nervous and in pain, suddenly changing his top just before the race and wincing as he rubbed his right leg, it was no secret that he had been struggling with injuries for much of the year.

There was a false start and, as the runners pulled up after just a few meters, Liu's elegant stride became ominously lopsided, more a shuffle than a sprint. The crowd watched in stunned silence as he turned, limped back towards the starting line and just kept walking on into a trackside tunnel and out of the Beijing Games.

Now, the TEARS of millions began!!!

But that's what has been so compelling about Liu Xiang's story. In every way, he is unprecedented. How many times can we write "first" after his name? First Chinese man to win a gold medal in Olympic track and field. First Asian man to win an Olympic sprint competition. First athlete not from North America or Europe to win an Olympic medal of any color in this event. Liu Xiang is simply unique.

Whatever else Liu Xiang does in his athletic career is extra. He's already a world and Olympic champion and a former world record holder. What I most hope for him and his team is for the pressure to be let off now, so that he can just be another athlete when we get to London in 2012, in a country where he can walk the streets and not be recognized, and perhaps line up for the 110-meter hurdles again and enjoy the process without becoming obsessed with the result.

T_T (>.<) LEE CHONG WEI argh!!!

Lee Chong Wei LOSE Lin Dan in the badminton's final !!! walaoA!!! Lee C.W. lose in this great chance to get a gold medal for Malaysia!! "简直是错失良机啊"!!! Pity for Malaysian, since participating in Olympic Games, never get any gold medals, but just very few of silver and bronze medal T_T . Really sad for Lee Chong Wei lar, he should have better score or even win in this match. I think he's just nervous and bit "takut kalah", he is very unaggressive, this let LinDan to fully control the match and easily won the GOLD MEDAL!!!! This match really make whole Malaysian feel very uneasy as this was a golden opportunity to rewrite Malaysia's history in Olympic Game. haiz, lose is lose, no matter we feel how unhappy also, the result will NEVER change, it will always be Lin Dan WIN Lee Chong Wei, unless Lee manage to beat LinDan in next Olympic, but this chance to do so in very very small. Kesian, pity and sad for Lee Chong Wei, his coach-Misbun Sidek and all Malaysian!!! I hope that all Malaysian athletes, especially Lee Chong Wei could overcome their mentally obstruction (心理障碍) and train more to WIN more in the future. Malaysia's future is always bright, MALAYSIA MEMANG BOLEH!!! zzz, is this true? lol, still need those athletes to verify (证明) it. ^v^ I still like to encourage all Malaysian, JIAYOU! JIAYOU!!

ye@h, Lee Chong Wei, Malaysia's Hope

Olympic's slogan, "One World, One Dream". Now Malaysia slogan is "One Country, One Gold". Lee Chong Wei had finally fight into the final of the Olympic Badminton!!! Malaysia historical Gold Medal is on Lee's hand now. but, on the other hand, world no.1 (Super Dan) also make it into the final. Both of them will have a great match on 17 August. Win=Gold medal, lose=Silver medal. I sure will support Lee Chong Wei as this is an great opportunity for Lee to get Malaysia's 1st gold medal in Olympic. Lee faced a Korea player in semi-final and manage to win in 3round of matches. Lee used a 'unique' strategy as he just let the Korea player win in the 2nd round, maybe Lee is 'recharging' his stamina ^v^. zzz, at other side, both player are China's player, Lin Dan VS Chen Jin
. Lin Dan easily won the match T_T, maybe is their coach ask Chen Jin to let Lin Dan win, coz the coach has more confident on Lin Dan. haiz, on 17 August, it will be a big day for all Malaysian, the badminton match between world no.1 and 2 (Lee Chong Wei and Lin Dan) in Olympic. Hope all of Malaysian can give full support to Lee so that Lee can make our country proud. Lastly, I wish that Lee can beat Lin Dan in that match, wish him all the best!! jiayou! jiayou! MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!